Discussion in 'Accidents' started by LUNATIC666, Dec 2, 2017.
You cut a little too close on the left, fuck!
Premature hairloss can be devastating. Look at it this way, no need for a hair net in the future.
They'll put some newspaper over the wound and put him on the back of a 2 stroke yamaha with a ciggie hanging out his mouth and he'll be dead from infection by the time they merge onto the guangdong superhighway
Said infection caused by a botched operation while trying to illegally harvest a liver in a squalid kitchen in a nearby shanty town on the way. Apparently the dried cat feces and monkey placenta they shoved in there to stop the bleeding, cure diabetes, and increase libido was not very effective.