Jelly Jar Removed From Anus

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  1. Obvious Bloke Banned

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    Jelly Jar Removed From Anus

    Saturday, October 09, 2004

    Sick and Disturbing Tales: Potatoes And Jelly Anyone?



    Today was a good day. Yesterday was not. I found a red potato and thought it might be fun to shove it up my ass. So I did. Later I found a jar of Smucker's grape jelly. Jelly, not jam. I thought it might be fun to shove that up my ass too. So I did. After a while it started to become uncomfortable. Every time I tried to sit there was a great deal of pressure pushing against my prostate. I tried to power shit it out to no avail. I found some laxatives but they did not help either. I even tried KY and baby oil. Eventually, I reluctantly traveled my way to the hospital. They put me in a wheel chair which wasn't designed for use by people who had things shoved up there ass. It was very uncomfortable. After a while they cut open my asshole and surgically removed the jar of Smucker's grape jelly and the red potato. They gave them back to me. I took them home, open the jelly and spread it on the potato. I tired a bite but it tasted like shit so I shoved both of them back up my ass. Its a lot more comfortable now. I think the potato was just a little to big. Taking a bite out of it sure seemed to help. Or maybe they forgot to sew my asshole back up. Either way I'm much better off for experiencing it. And now I can shit them out and put them back in whenever I please.

    Click the title for pics.


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  2. Draugur CK
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  3. Janine ALF

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    The strange things that men love to insert up there ass
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  4. D.O.A. U.S. Patent 5,443,036 Administrator

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    I thought you said jar jar binks. disappointed.
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  5. diamondgypsy ~spm gypsy~

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    oy!&double.vey!!!

    that's a real owie.ouchie.
  6. Kittens&Puppies Forum Lurker

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    Why would you do that?! At least it didn't turn out like glass ass.
  7. p4irs totally shitposter, with Dunning–Kruger effect

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    ummm...can i have the jam pls.. ineed some for breakfast.it still got the jam in it..
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  8. Obvious Bloke Banned

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  9. diamondgypsy ~spm gypsy~

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    lol

    i love that commercial - the old lady is a hoot!

    PERFECT for this jelly caper.
    you are - the best.
  10. ramblar Well-Known Member
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    I hope this guy drives an automatic.

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