Jelly Jar Removed From Anus

Discussion in 'Surgery' started by Obvious Bloke, Oct 2, 2010.

  1. Obvious Bloke

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    Jelly Jar Removed From Anus

    Saturday, October 09, 2004

    Sick and Disturbing Tales: Potatoes And Jelly Anyone?



    Today was a good day. Yesterday was not. I found a red potato and thought it might be fun to shove it up my ass. So I did. Later I found a jar of Smucker's grape jelly. Jelly, not jam. I thought it might be fun to shove that up my ass too. So I did. After a while it started to become uncomfortable. Every time I tried to sit there was a great deal of pressure pushing against my prostate. I tried to power shit it out to no avail. I found some laxatives but they did not help either. I even tried KY and baby oil. Eventually, I reluctantly traveled my way to the hospital. They put me in a wheel chair which wasn't designed for use by people who had things shoved up there ass. It was very uncomfortable. After a while they cut open my asshole and surgically removed the jar of Smucker's grape jelly and the red potato. They gave them back to me. I took them home, open the jelly and spread it on the potato. I tired a bite but it tasted like shit so I shoved both of them back up my ass. Its a lot more comfortable now. I think the potato was just a little to big. Taking a bite out of it sure seemed to help. Or maybe they forgot to sew my asshole back up. Either way I'm much better off for experiencing it. And now I can shit them out and put them back in whenever I please.

    Click the title for pics.


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  2. Janine

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    The strange things that men love to insert up there ass
     
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  3. D.O.A.

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    I thought you said jar jar binks. disappointed.
     
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  4. diamondgypsy

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    oy!&double.vey!!!

    that's a real owie.ouchie.
     
  5. Kittens&Puppies

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    Why would you do that?! At least it didn't turn out like glass ass.
     
  6. p4irs

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    ummm...can i have the jam pls.. ineed some for breakfast.it still got the jam in it..
     
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  7. Obvious Bloke

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  8. diamondgypsy

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    lol

    i love that commercial - the old lady is a hoot!

    PERFECT for this jelly caper.
    you are - the best.
     
  9. ramblar

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    I hope this guy drives an automatic.
     
  10. JPJ

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    The fucking homo should have just been left to deal with this problem on his own
    There are times when a doctor should just be allowed to say "fuck it... not me."
    This is one of those times.
     
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  11. Obvious Bloke

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    Doubtful being how much he loves those stick shifts! He probably has a rig sized one!
     
  12. diamondgypsy

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    i agree!
     
  13. Obvious Bloke

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    You people really don't like TeddyRay!
     
  14. SPaM Donkeh

    SPaM Donkeh The perfect ass

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    Smucker's jelly my ass... that label says Kroger's.

    That faggot can't even stick a name brand jar up his ass...he's gotta to use a store brand. What a loser...
     
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  15. Necrosis

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    Kinda ruins the appeal of becoming a doctor doesn't it?
     
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  16. Apuruami Records

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  17. Roberto lopez

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    Some NUT trying, no doing a STUPID sex act that back'd fire on this ASS.
    Now this LOL.
     
  18. mrln

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    krogers jelly jar. ftw!
     
  19. Bigman

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    Whahaha And The Jelly Is Still In IT :ass:

    Nasty :goatse: